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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

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These aren't opening.

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What? I can't open them.

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Are they glued?

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Have you glued them? Why would I glue
them? Have you glued them?

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They're not coming apart, look. Look,
I'm trying.

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Ow! Right under your foot. I cannot...
Put it under your foot.

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You're not... Oi! Quick!

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Just hang it.

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Oi! Shit!

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Got you, girls. Later, guys. Dude, don't
bother running.

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I don't understand what happened. Why
didn't it open?

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I don't know. It was glued.

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It was so ridiculous.

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Look,

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I'm texting Justin.

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Justin needs help.

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I believe the car.

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They've got a picture of you, haven't
they? Look, I can't help it. I'm like

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Moss. If there's a camera point at me, I
just pose. I can't help it. Do you

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think someone tipped him off? What was
he doing? Why was he knocking on the

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window? It's harassment.

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It's just women alone trying to steal a
J3B. I know.

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I'm going to take the picture so the
police are going to know it's us.

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But I'm not going to prison. You didn't
get my picture.

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Keep driving. Just keep driving.

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It's your fault anyway because you're in
the street.

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No, you were in the street.

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I know. You were at the gate making such
a big... Great.

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What?

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Where are we?

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We've run out of petrol.

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Why do you need more petrol? I didn't
see and I was scared, wasn't I? Stop.

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or me being followed by the police?

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We're not being followed by the police!
You're just being neurotic!

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We were! Get some petrol!

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Be a normal person!

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Neurotic.

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Tantrum.

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Tantrum.

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Get back in.

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Get back in.

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Don't speak to me.

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Do you feel better?

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Yes, I do a bit.

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What are we going to do?

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Okay, so what the plan is, is that we're
going to get out of the car.

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Look, there's no need to go cross
-country.

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There are not going to be helicopters
looking for JCBC. We never know.

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We've stolen a car. We haven't stolen a
car. We've borrowed a car.

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We've borrowed a car.

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Yeah, whatever.

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What a pair of fucking turtle jokers.

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Where are we? Get a map out. Where are
we? I don't know.

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I need to wee.

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I'm hungry. I'm really hungry. No, stop
talking.

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Find a map. No, there's not going to be
food.

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This is not an A to Z.

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There is no A to Z. There's no map. Of
course not an A to Z. Find a map and we

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will go to town.

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Dishy. No, no, don't eat that. No, that
looks old.

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Oh, no, no, no, that's the end. No, no,
no, it's not.

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Don't eat that. Don't eat that.

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It stinks.

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It really smells.

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It's lost.

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Yeah, it was pitted out.

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Swallowing it by mistake.

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It's gone on your neck, look.

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I'm not talking about it now. I told you
not to eat it.

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Lick the inside of that.

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Oh, you stink of fish.

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Oh, you do all the time.

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Alice and Terry, the Poetry Club would
like to invite you.

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Right, not us.

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No, but it is us.

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The Wilding Sisters to join our Beat
Poetry Wales Visitation Retreat, October

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the 29th.

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What's that guy? What's that guy doing?
This is our idiot.

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Who is our idiot?

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He's an idiot. Oh, here we go. I'm the
breather.

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Hello.

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Oh, uh, winding sisters.

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Hi, yes.

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Fantastic, great. Safe journey down?

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Yeah. Great you're here. I mean, I was
panicking a bit, but really, really

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to see you both. You can relax.

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I can. Do you know what? I am sort of...
Just before you go, I just wanted to

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let you know that the Off the Wall
selection of poems, the Tales from Under

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Bridge and, you know, they really spoke
to me. Oh, thank you so much. I thought

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they were beautiful. I don't know how it
works collaboratively.

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Yeah, that one, the Under the Bridge
one. I wrote that one.

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Okay, girls.

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I'll see more of you later on, I'm sure.

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Okay. New car?

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Yes.

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Thank you so much, Claire. Can you stop
flirting?

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I'm not flirting. I'm just... You're
feeding me, in his mind, as a potential

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vagina. Right, yes.

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Look at everybody. Oh, my God, stop it.

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Look at iPhone 2.

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Remember that.

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Keep that in your head.

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Are you the Wilding?

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Oh, my God. Are you the Wilding? Yes.
Oh, my God. We are. Oh, hello.

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Hello,

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Andy. Thank you.

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I can't believe you're here.

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I didn't even know I could be here.

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Oh, hi.

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Hi, Richard.

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Hi, Richard.

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I love you. I love you.

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I love you. I love you, too.

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Oh, hello.

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It's you, too. I was like a huge fan of
Wilding 1.

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I'm Alice Wilder. How do you mind? I'm
very well. I'm just a massive fan. We

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have a nickname.

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Dickie.

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Thankfully nobody calls me Dick.

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Normally I get called Richard mainly.

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Or do you want matching tops and stuff?

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It's quite nice to see you put a face to
your poetry.

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Really? Yeah.

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I think so.

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You're not what I expected.

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Really? No, but, you know, I don't know
what I was expecting. You were probably

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expecting some old boot.

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No, because your poetry, it's hip, you
know. I write a lot in Welsh language as

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well. Do you? Yeah, that's where I
started off. I did a piece for the Estes

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Road. Yeah, and I got a chair in my
stepmother's house when I was 22.

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What's your inspiration for your poetry?

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What? Just let us know. I forgot your
name. Gareth. Just let Gareth go.

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trees and fields.

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Mine is mostly urban landscapes.

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Building. It's about convo.

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Alice. But I like the way you kind of
share.

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I think your phone is for you. That's
not his phone.

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Oh, of course.

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Sorry.

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Yeah, that's me.

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And what's it like being a novelty poet?

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What a bold question.

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I don't know, I think you'd have to ask
one.

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left with all the questions I cannot
answer. Do not be insulted about a

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about a career that you do not have. I
know, but we've got to take it seriously

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and you just keep going off with that
guy.

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They are loving it. They are loving me.

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I'm impressing them. You've got to act
haughty. Wow, exciting.

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They're here.

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Okay, okay.

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I feel a little bit intimidated.

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Be a poet.

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Just five minutes. It's not five
minutes. We're going to be here for

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People are asking me terrifying
questions. I don't know how to answer

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I've never had anyone look at me like
that before.

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Yes, you have.

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Like the looks on their faces. They're
just looking at us. They think we're

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amazing. Of course you have. Don't be so
silly. I'm not good at anything. Yes,

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you are. I've never been good at
anything. Yes, you are. And they think

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we're good at poetry.

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Yeah. Wait for fucking Burley Farmer.

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Love it.

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We're con people.

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That's what we're good at. So we should
just pretend to be poets and have

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fun. I'm the kind of moody John Lennon.

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Oh, go on then. Yeah, right. You're John
Lennon and I'm Paul McCartney. You're

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Ringo. Why would I be Ringo?

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Well, because you, like, carry stuff.

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Imagine you carry the boxes.

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And that guy is Yoko Ono.

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Fuck off.

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Fuck off. Fuck off.

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Fuck off.

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Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.
Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.

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Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.

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Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.

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Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.
Fuck off. Fuck off.

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Louise?

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Yeah, Louise.

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She's not going to look the wife at me.
Ah, you love her.

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No. Yes, you do.

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Oh, my God.

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I was right.

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You are in love with your ex -student.

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Oh, don't say it like that. It sounds a
bit creepy.

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Yeah, it is a bit.

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Do you think? Tiny bit, yeah.

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Yeah, but look, if I'd have met her at a
retreat like this, nobody'd be going,

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oh, that's a bit creepier with her,
would they?

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No, because you'd have met her at your
retreat instead of her being your ex

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-student, which is a bit creepy.

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Is it?

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Is it creepy? You're laughing. I don't
know if that's... But anyway, look, I

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mean, she doesn't fancy you, so I
mean... No, of course she doesn't.

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Of course she doesn't.

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Yeah.

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Are you just doing some poetry?

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I haven't got an original thought in my
head. You know, I could help you with

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your creative block.

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Like, we could write together. We could
play, like, a game where I say one word

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and you say another word.

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So, I've... Got...

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A... Girlfriend?

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Have you got a girlfriend?

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Yeah, I think so.

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I mean, Louise's poems are the best and,
like, she'll probably win. Who's

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Louise? I don't know Louise.

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Who's Louise? Oh, she'll be here in the
morning. Probably an annoying

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girlfriend. They're very, very much in
love.

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They are temporarily involved.

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So,

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how does it work? We have our tea and
then... Tomorrow we'll probably just go

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into the woods.

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The adventure.

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What's the adventure?

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Well, we'd go out into the woods, put
the tent up.

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Camping. Yeah, of course, yeah. Yeah,
it's a retreat.

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Surely you've done a retreat like
before.

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I don't drink or camp, so I think it
would just be a shame for you. Oh, well,

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the drinking isn't the real part of it.
That's just kind of what we like to do

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because it just frees us up a bit, you
know. We can camp.

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It's really fun. Sharing tents, right?
Yeah. A few -month tent.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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We're just going to go out into the
woods, you know, find our inspiration,

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animal selves, you know.

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She will shit on your picnic if you let
her, so just don't let her get down. I'm

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not going to. I'm offering not to shit
on the picnic by saying that I will not

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be a part of it. I just will keep my
shit. If shitting is a problem, there

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be a port -a -loo.

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Thank you. If they're shitting anywhere.

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Hello?

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Hello, hello?

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Sorry. Hello?

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Hi. First of all, I'd like... What?

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I'd like to welcome you all

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to the first inaugural Poets Poetry
Society.

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So, welcome.

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Thank you. I'm actually a bit moved.

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Well, considerably moved by the fact
that you've all come here today. My

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love, I suppose, is poetry, and it came
from a place very deep inside of me.

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When I first heard Alan Ginsberg's poem,
Whale's Visitation, something

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broke inside me and flowered. When he
came and he took his LSD

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and he laid his head on the wet grass
and looked into the sky, something

245
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happened. Absolutely.

246
00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:22,120
Thanks. And as an added incentive, we
have a prize.

247
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:27,220
Not £1 ,000, but £11 ,047.

248
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,900
I know this is not a competition, but
someone will be winning the prize, won't

249
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:32,900
they, sir? Yeah.

250
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:36,920
Let's get this night really going. We're
going to do some freestyle poetry,

251
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,860
okay? We have amazing poetry.

252
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,100
We have the Wilding Fisters.

253
00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:45,940
And we're expecting Louise to play as
well, which is another...

254
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,250
Amazing, cool breath.

255
00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:54,330
First of all, I'd like to invite Gareth
Jones up into the arena to give us his

256
00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:55,330
juice.

257
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,590
All right.

258
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,130
Checking about.

259
00:14:58,410 --> 00:14:59,410
Checking about, right.

260
00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:02,530
The journey.

261
00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:05,550
The journey.

262
00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:06,710
The journey.

263
00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:09,230
The journey.

264
00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:10,390
The journey.

265
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,000
My car glides.

266
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:22,860
We slide.

267
00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:24,960
I don't break.

268
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,600
Thank you.

269
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,580
Thank you, Gareth.

270
00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:39,100
I can't speak Welsh and I was bloody
good. Alan Ginsberg sent his poem deep

271
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:43,760
sound on stage to vein through marrow.

272
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:47,480
His three -verse breath beat.

273
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,220
reverberating in my thoracic cavity.

274
00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:51,580
What was that about?

275
00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:54,040
Well, gravel.

276
00:15:54,460 --> 00:16:00,880
Gravel unravels the pipe in my heart.

277
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,320
Railway places.

278
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,660
Goodbye faces.

279
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,840
Woo!

280
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:09,960
Yeah?

281
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,260
Ah.

282
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,100
Um.

283
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:20,280
Seneca. I'm okay, guys.

284
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,880
Just kidding.

285
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:25,060
Lots of people are looking at me.

286
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,880
There's a man stood behind me.

287
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:31,660
And I'm stood under a gazebo.

288
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,980
There's somebody rubbing my back.

289
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,020
Thanks.

290
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:42,620
Thank you.

291
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:55,920
it'll be an amazing moment then my drink
is gone i'm going to invite the wild

292
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,320
thing to sit this up hi

293
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:05,720
um

294
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,700
are you ready

295
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:14,460
we're a little bit

296
00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:16,579
overwhelmed because you've all you're
all brilliant

297
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,560
So here we go.

298
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:22,920
Bird.

299
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,800
Word.

300
00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:02,090
Yay, that was just brilliant.

301
00:18:02,590 --> 00:18:07,770
Wonderful. Yay, let's give the Wilding
Sisters a massive, rounding applause.

302
00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:09,990
Thank you, thank you.

303
00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:12,190
We've got sandwiches, pasties and nets
as well.

304
00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:15,110
Who are the Wilding Sisters?

305
00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:16,990
Hello.

306
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:47,700
Dad gave this to me not to you.

307
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,100
Don't touch it.

308
00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:40,850
what he'd do there.

309
00:19:43,070 --> 00:19:44,070
Ah.

310
00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:48,390
Oh.

311
00:19:50,910 --> 00:19:56,990
Well, you having a nice time on the...
Shut the fuck up. Okay.

312
00:19:57,290 --> 00:19:58,950
I need to write some more fucking
poetry.

313
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:01,030
Yeah, I know. A little bit.

314
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,330
Oh.

315
00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:03,590
Thank you.

316
00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,490
Ah.

317
00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:07,690
Mm.

318
00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:10,650
You have got one talent Really?

319
00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:31,570
Dad?

320
00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:41,560
I really hope you're up there.

321
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:43,780
I really miss you.

322
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,340
We've got into a total mess.

323
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,880
You'd be laughing if you could see us.
We're poets now.

324
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:58,220
I still feel really anxious every day.
My chest feels tight.

325
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,860
It's not getting any better.

326
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:04,240
It can't be 20 years.

327
00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:09,620
I really miss you, you know.

328
00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:13,270
I had all sorts of plans for us.

329
00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:17,510
I was going to have lots of kids and you
were going to deliver them.

330
00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:23,730
You were going to teach them ping pong
in German.

331
00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:27,730
You had to make mac and cheese.

332
00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:30,370
And I've got neither now.

333
00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:34,910
I've got Lisa.

334
00:21:35,330 --> 00:21:37,890
She's doing all right. I'm doing my
best. I promise.

335
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,040
It's not the same though, really.

336
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:50,020
Are you up there?

337
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:53,900
I

338
00:21:53,900 --> 00:22:02,820
hope

339
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:04,060
you're not disappointed in us.

340
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,140
I'm a bit disappointed in us.

341
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:31,820
Everything you do is just alright.

342
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,080
These are the song lyrics.

343
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,840
So, Louise's room, yeah? En -suite room.
En -suite room?

344
00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:52,820
Yeah.

345
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,900
There's no en -suite rooms here.

346
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:58,380
But she's going to have one, surely.
There's one toilet for everybody.

347
00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,600
Are you mad?

348
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,200
Candles. Tell me there's candles.

349
00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:03,940
Yeah, lavender.

350
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:05,460
Oh, no.

351
00:23:06,380 --> 00:23:08,460
Why? She doesn't. She hates lavender.

352
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:11,660
Do you not know that about her? Who
hates lavender? Please tell me.

353
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:12,900
The duvet.

354
00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:13,980
Duck feather?

355
00:23:14,590 --> 00:23:18,690
Oh, he is allergic to duck feathers, but
I mean, just hold on there.

356
00:23:19,210 --> 00:23:23,450
You're messing about, you've got to be.
You know who's come in. Yes, I am fully

357
00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:25,310
aware, okay? And I love a work and I
think it's magical.

358
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:30,130
You're looking around, right? And I'm
not even seeing the most basic milk

359
00:23:30,130 --> 00:23:33,170
frother. Blackout. Tell me blackout
blind.

360
00:23:33,490 --> 00:23:36,090
Yeah, I have curtain, okay? And I keep
the light out.

361
00:23:36,330 --> 00:23:38,810
Hello, organic rice cakes.

362
00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:40,170
Manuka honey.

363
00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:42,290
Yes. Is that from bees?

364
00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:45,480
Is there a waitress anywhere?

365
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,780
Did you sleep okay last night?

366
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,079
Not really.

367
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,780
No? Why not? I don't know.

368
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:54,720
Worrying about things.

369
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000
Hi.

370
00:23:57,300 --> 00:23:58,300
How are you?

371
00:23:58,780 --> 00:24:00,020
Good to see you both.

372
00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:01,580
Hello.

373
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,260
Hi. Hello, Terry. Nice to meet you,
Louise.

374
00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:05,540
Nice to meet you.

375
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,640
Hello.

376
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:09,380
Hey.

377
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,880
How are you?

378
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,920
Good. Um, this is Alice.

379
00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:17,260
Louise.

380
00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:19,300
Lovely to meet you.

381
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,580
Do you want to go and get a coffee with
me?

382
00:24:20,780 --> 00:24:21,960
Yeah, that'd be great. Cool.

383
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,440
See you guys in a bit.

384
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,780
Yeah, my bag's just there.

385
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:37,640
Do you want to go and get it? Yeah. I am
really,

386
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,800
really sorry.

387
00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:39,900
I'm embarrassed.

388
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,700
I'm joking about it.

389
00:24:42,410 --> 00:24:43,349
What's going on?

390
00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:44,350
What do you mean?

391
00:24:44,890 --> 00:24:46,130
Have you been really distant with me?

392
00:24:46,810 --> 00:24:47,789
I don't know.

393
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,890
I get everyone asking me if you're
coming here or not.

394
00:24:50,410 --> 00:24:52,970
I've got nothing to say to them, and I
just feel like an idiot.

395
00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:55,490
I've been busy with the book launch. Oh,
good. How's it been going?

396
00:24:55,810 --> 00:24:56,589
Yeah, really well.

397
00:24:56,590 --> 00:24:59,710
Good. Because I've been trying to call
you, so it would have been nice to, I

398
00:24:59,710 --> 00:25:02,210
don't know, get five minutes. I mean,
I'm hearing all these things about you

399
00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:04,350
and... Me and who? Malcolm.

400
00:25:04,610 --> 00:25:05,610
Malcolm.

401
00:25:06,050 --> 00:25:08,650
I just feel like... I don't know.

402
00:25:09,150 --> 00:25:10,850
I don't know. I feel like an idiot.

403
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:14,860
Well, you know our thing. We're just us.
Like, we, you know, we see other

404
00:25:14,860 --> 00:25:17,500
people. Oh, really? I think that might
be more your choice than it is mine,

405
00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:18,540
though. Hey.

406
00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:22,520
I'm here now. We're going to have fun.

407
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,340
In this retreat in this cabin.

408
00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:25,540
It's romantic.

409
00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:28,560
You know, me and you can meet in a
minute and, like, get back where we were

410
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,500
before. Yeah, it would be nice to see
you.

411
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,500
Yeah. It would be really nice to see
you.

412
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,300
So what are you doing this afternoon?

413
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:40,280
I promised the, um, the Wilding sisters
that I was going to...

414
00:25:40,590 --> 00:25:42,430
Go into the woods with them and do the
animal thing.

415
00:25:45,490 --> 00:25:46,490
I've just got here.

416
00:25:46,910 --> 00:25:48,750
And you're already ditching me to go for
them?

417
00:25:50,010 --> 00:25:51,010
They're a bit nervous.

418
00:25:51,870 --> 00:25:52,809
This afternoon?

419
00:25:52,810 --> 00:25:54,310
Are you kidding me?

420
00:25:54,610 --> 00:25:55,750
Are you kidding me?

421
00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:58,250
We're total losers, aren't we?

422
00:25:58,470 --> 00:25:59,470
No, we're not.

423
00:26:00,090 --> 00:26:01,250
We're not good at anything.

424
00:26:02,350 --> 00:26:04,830
Well, maybe our children will be good at
things.

425
00:26:06,930 --> 00:26:07,930
You bet.

426
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,160
We're not going to have children.

427
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,320
I am.

428
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:13,960
You're not going to have children.

429
00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:15,480
No. What do you mean, Claire?

430
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,460
Why not? Is it too awful?

431
00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:19,019
I'm not.

432
00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:20,020
I think you are.

433
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,300
But how long have you met a man and got
him to like you?

434
00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:25,000
I don't have to put it all back in.

435
00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:27,600
Don't be so pessimistic and dark.

436
00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:29,980
You're just being realistic.

437
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:30,899
You're not.

438
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:35,180
I'm going to meet someone and it's all
going to be really nice.

439
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,880
Look, do you want me to put this aside?
We're here now.

440
00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:43,420
Me and you, I know we fight, we're
passionate like that, but we should just

441
00:26:43,420 --> 00:26:47,420
some time to reconnect, me and you, in a
tent, under the stars.

442
00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:48,780
Yeah? Yeah.

443
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:51,180
Like Brokeback Mountain?

444
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,860
No. Do you think this is funny?

445
00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:55,660
No.

446
00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:01,260
OK.

447
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,340
We're like a genetic cul -de -sac.

448
00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:12,820
Like a pair of saggy tits.

449
00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:32,060
Okay, everybody, out you come!

450
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,600
Come on, move!

451
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,260
We'll be up the mountains now for the
next three nights.

452
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,080
Let inspiration come to you, I think,
sometimes.

453
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,360
Very often.

454
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,820
With pushing. With pushing for things.

455
00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:43,320
Let it come to you, okay?

456
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,080
You're the batsman.

457
00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:46,720
Let nature throw you the ball.

458
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,120
Off into the forest where you go.

459
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:52,580
What's the point of you writing a poem?
I can't even write a letter. Come on.

460
00:27:53,060 --> 00:27:57,900
Come on. Let me take that. Let her take
it. Point you. Go take it.

461
00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:01,540
You look a bit like Tom Baker, but you
look great.

462
00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:04,420
It's the Wilding Sisters, guys, and
we're the Wilding Sisters.

463
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,500
This is what we would wear to go hiking
or something.

464
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:09,620
You all right, Richard?

465
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,200
You need a hand?

466
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,120
I'm just carrying the stuff.

467
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,440
Well, you're not carrying the cushion
and the lamp, are you?

468
00:28:20,060 --> 00:28:21,360
Well, here, give me the cushion.

469
00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:26,820
Is it a lot further?

470
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,580
It is, yeah. It's about another five
miles.

471
00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:30,820
Is it? Yeah.

472
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,500
It's worth it, though. The views are
unbelievable.

473
00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:35,220
We've done a lot.

474
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:44,460
Please put that skywalk

475
00:28:44,460 --> 00:28:45,540
off. Skywalk.

476
00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:47,320
Oh, I hate the hat.

477
00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:49,420
Please carry my hat.

478
00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:55,340
Is that how you do it?

479
00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:02,760
I don't... I mean, we've got this, but
we're going to take turns. We've got a

480
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,360
chair and a blanket, but we've got
another tent.

481
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,600
I think that is about as good as we get
it, isn't it?

482
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,680
But how do you sleep like this?

483
00:29:13,660 --> 00:29:16,660
It's not going to be... I've got a tent.
Oh.

484
00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:21,820
I've never put a tent up. Have you ever
put your tent up?

485
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,360
I've just been shouted at all the way up
here. I'm really sorry.

486
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,040
Richard!

487
00:29:29,979 --> 00:29:33,400
Yeah Yeah, I'm just gonna help these
guys first and then I'll come up and

488
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,460
you Can I do something?

489
00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:38,900
Can I just walk? Should we move it this
way?

490
00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:45,660
Richard? Yeah? We really need a hand up
here I'm just gonna help these guys I'm

491
00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:51,620
a bit lonely Okay I'm quite confused,
I'm single It's a joke

492
00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:54,800
I can wait Abracadabra

493
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,720
May he stay here and not go and help the
fucking Louise.

494
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,140
I'm really cold.

495
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,439
Oh, Tate.

496
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,440
Can I have your jacket?

497
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,200
Can I have a hug?

498
00:30:06,460 --> 00:30:08,360
Yep. Vague memory of how she's feeling.

499
00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:09,619
Don't you?

500
00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:10,980
Rich. Yes, darling?

501
00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:12,420
Why have you given him my tent?

502
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:13,900
Should I just sleep on the grass?

503
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,420
No. Is that what you want? No, you can
sleep... I'll just curl up in it and

504
00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:18,460
go on the floor? No, you're sleeping in
my tent.

505
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,880
Yeah. With me. I don't want to be with
loads of people. You know, Gaffrey,

506
00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:26,240
Stacey... I want my tent. I feel like
you're belittling me here. I was just...

507
00:30:26,270 --> 00:30:29,890
I'm not belittling you. I'm not
belittling someone who's already the

508
00:30:29,890 --> 00:30:31,530
man in the world. How can I belittle
you?

509
00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:33,050
I don't care if they sleep outside.

510
00:30:33,450 --> 00:30:34,450
Go and get my tent back.

511
00:30:36,110 --> 00:30:37,450
What are you doing?

512
00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:38,670
I'm going to go and sleep with them.

513
00:30:38,850 --> 00:30:39,850
Oh, really?

514
00:30:39,910 --> 00:30:40,910
Yep.

515
00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:43,130
Are you serious?

516
00:30:46,610 --> 00:30:47,610
Yeah, go on then.

517
00:30:48,550 --> 00:30:49,690
As if I care anyway.

518
00:30:51,490 --> 00:30:52,490
Where's he going?

519
00:31:00,649 --> 00:31:01,970
What are you doing?

520
00:31:06,850 --> 00:31:09,030
I'm not going to sleep. You can get out
of it.

521
00:31:10,470 --> 00:31:11,470
Wow.

522
00:31:11,710 --> 00:31:12,710
Two sleeping bags.

523
00:31:14,490 --> 00:31:15,490
Thanks. Yeah.

524
00:31:16,470 --> 00:31:17,630
Let's try and keep it down.

525
00:31:18,830 --> 00:31:20,390
Keep it down. Not going to be a problem.

526
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,040
Guys, I'm so sorry about this situation.

527
00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:29,560
So, game of cards, or... I'm bringing
it.

528
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,920
I could scare you with my voice.

529
00:31:33,260 --> 00:31:34,260
Oh, my God.

530
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,860
I could sing a folk song.

531
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,760
Oh, she will. Come on, then.

532
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:41,600
Your last one.

533
00:31:42,780 --> 00:31:43,840
No, I don't know any.

534
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,980
Why am I on the danger side?

535
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,060
A

536
00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:07,600
performance

537
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,360
by Louise Cabaye. What the fuck?

538
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,700
She's a witch. The imposter. What's the
deal?

539
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:19,540
The imposter has black hair, blue eyes
and looks like a nasty Nirvana tribute.

540
00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:25,580
Just pretends to have a moral code, but
is definitely just a ho -bag.

541
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,160
What are you doing?

542
00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:33,060
What are you doing? Well, I'm just
trying to get some sleep.

543
00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:36,880
And I'm just performing, I'm just, you
know, being inspired, letting it all

544
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,260
out. It feels like you're being a bit of
a bully, actually.

545
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,680
Why are you making those noises? What
noise was that you were making?

546
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:46,760
What animal is that? It's my chicken.

547
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,080
It's not very good.

548
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,040
It's my chicken, so...

549
00:32:53,540 --> 00:32:55,760
So you join in, you could do the iguana
you do.

550
00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,340
So you're coming back with us then?

551
00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:00,900
No.

552
00:33:01,660 --> 00:33:03,020
No, I'm not. I'm going to stay here.

553
00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:06,180
What is this?

554
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,360
Sorry.

555
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,520
Yeah, sorry.

556
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:16,080
What the hell was all that about?

557
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,560
Are you going to read again?

558
00:33:21,570 --> 00:33:22,570
I'll come back in.

559
00:33:25,210 --> 00:33:26,210
Yeah, I need a wee.

560
00:33:26,430 --> 00:33:27,690
Shall we go now? Let's go together.

561
00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:29,130
It's scary.

562
00:33:29,170 --> 00:33:31,310
Come on, it's not scary at all. I'm
actually... What?

563
00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:33,770
I'll hold it while you wee.

564
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:36,670
Do you want me to hold you?

565
00:33:37,170 --> 00:33:38,170
Yeah.

566
00:33:39,190 --> 00:33:40,270
Just shield me.

567
00:34:19,790 --> 00:34:20,790
do you think they look up for?

568
00:34:21,110 --> 00:34:24,330
I don't know. We've seen the Hubble
telescope recently held.

569
00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:31,290
They've decided to focus a camera onto a
section of space and it held the lens

570
00:34:31,290 --> 00:34:33,350
open for about four days or something.

571
00:34:33,630 --> 00:34:38,050
I mean, it's crazy because they've got
the photo back and there's just infinite

572
00:34:38,050 --> 00:34:42,630
stars upon stars upon stars upon stars
in this one black space where they

573
00:34:42,630 --> 00:34:45,710
thought there was nothing. And it's just
lots of different solar systems.

574
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,300
There's hundreds of them. Well, the idea
that it's never -ending.

575
00:34:49,659 --> 00:34:53,719
There's so many boyfriends that you
could have in the whole galaxy.

576
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:54,920
Sure.

577
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,640
There's so many... Just like Star Trek.

578
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,380
Yeah, look, I could be going out with a
green light right now.

579
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,700
What's wrong with him? He used to have
such a connection. Now he's hung up on

580
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:05,578
things like Malcolm.

581
00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:09,200
Malcolm is irrelevant. It's about me and
him and the moonlight and the stars.

582
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:12,220
And why is he forgetting that? You
should go and write that down. Shut up.

583
00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:14,980
shouldn't be forgetting that. You know,
me and him have this...

584
00:35:15,570 --> 00:35:18,690
Maybe you did have a special connection.
Connections change, don't they?

585
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:21,030
Different people connect at different
times.

586
00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:23,110
Sometimes the server goes dead.

587
00:35:27,390 --> 00:35:28,810
You've never had any coffee.

588
00:35:29,190 --> 00:35:32,190
You've never had any Star Trek. You're
not really a human being, are you?

589
00:35:32,670 --> 00:35:36,670
How can you call yourself a Westerner?
I'm going to take you home. I'm going to

590
00:35:36,670 --> 00:35:40,330
make you drink coffee while watching
Star Trek and it will blow your mind.

591
00:35:40,610 --> 00:35:42,290
I don't believe that for a second.

592
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,900
Now he has nothing to say to me. He
looks at me and there's nothing behind

593
00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:50,360
eyes. There's nothing there. There's no
sparks. There's no rhythm. His tongue is

594
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,680
slow. That sounds like an amazing
relationship.

595
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,740
That sounds amazing.

596
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,480
It was.

597
00:35:56,720 --> 00:36:00,120
Well, it is. I mean, it is. I don't
think we can say it was yet, can we? No,

598
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:04,100
definitely. I think it's on the way to
over, though, isn't it? On the way to

599
00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:07,880
over. Sometimes things just kind of come
to an end, don't they?

600
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:10,800
Naturally.

601
00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:12,140
Anyway, I'm tired.

602
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,660
I got my symptom bag out.

603
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:22,560
Are you all right then, yeah?

604
00:36:23,420 --> 00:36:26,860
If Richard was here, I'm saying he was
going to... OK, but he's not. He's not

605
00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:28,480
here. He's down in the other tent with
the other girl.

606
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,500
I'll see you. I've got to go. Thank you.
You too. You've got so much in common.

607
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:38,780
You've got weird toes.

608
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:43,180
I haven't got weird toes. If you had
children, they'd have the longest toes

609
00:36:43,180 --> 00:36:44,200
the world. It would be cruel.

610
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:47,240
My toe that's next to my big toe looks
like E .T.

611
00:36:47,740 --> 00:36:50,960
Yeah, I've got that. My second toe is
bigger than my first toe, like that.

612
00:36:51,180 --> 00:36:53,840
My big toe looks like an old -fashioned
mobile phone.

613
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:55,760
It's true.

614
00:36:57,860 --> 00:37:00,500
I would have tried to pick it up and
dial with it.

615
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,720
It would have been no signal.

616
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,520
You can sleep on my arm, if you want.

617
00:37:06,180 --> 00:37:07,220
You can just roll into me.

618
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:10,460
Roll into me. Yeah, I might just get a
little tip.

619
00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:14,960
Oh, yeah, good idea. Yeah.

620
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:21,120
Sorry, sorry. I'm going to quickly do
that in a second.

621
00:37:24,420 --> 00:37:25,880
It's quite slidey, isn't it?

622
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:27,780
Quite slidey.

623
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:31,300
Do you want to check anything, Gareth?

624
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:32,640
I'm fine like you.

625
00:37:36,580 --> 00:37:43,540
I have to say, you are the most amazing
poet I've ever known, I've ever

626
00:37:43,540 --> 00:37:44,540
read about.

627
00:37:46,940 --> 00:37:50,840
You just got... Oh, my God.

628
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,198
What's wrong?

629
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:59,160
One of the biggest daddy long legs I've
ever seen in my life.

630
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,860
Oh, don't worry. They've got poison, but
they can't bite you. They don't know

631
00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:03,100
they can bite. No, I'm all right.

632
00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:06,780
That is insane.

633
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,440
Yeah, insane.

634
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,560
and a shampoo he makes.

635
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:19,098
It's nice.

636
00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:21,540
It all looks fine out here, I've got to
say.

637
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,960
Don't see anything wrong with this tent.

638
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:27,320
Good, good, good.

639
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,820
Shh, now we're going to sleep in here.

640
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,440
Your poetry just kind of speaks to me.

641
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:36,080
You're kind of a soul level.

642
00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:41,760
Almost like the Welsh Bardic poets
really connected me with me. It's almost

643
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,560
of going down the Peadar kink of a
Mabinogi kind of thing, you know?

644
00:38:51,630 --> 00:38:58,550
Like... Maybe you could just speak it.

645
00:39:30,879 --> 00:39:32,220
Quite long, isn't it?

646
00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:34,540
Quite a long one.

647
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,380
That's only two verses, it goes on for
like 12 minutes.

648
00:40:59,370 --> 00:41:00,430
What are you doing?

649
00:41:03,590 --> 00:41:05,130
Do you want to do some Tai Chi?

650
00:41:05,350 --> 00:41:06,590
Yeah. You've done it before?

651
00:41:06,850 --> 00:41:07,850
No. Okay.

652
00:41:07,950 --> 00:41:08,950
Shall I teach you?

653
00:41:09,310 --> 00:41:10,850
It's really nice.

654
00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:15,950
Okay. Just take a moment and just have a
look at that beautiful view because it

655
00:41:15,950 --> 00:41:16,950
is amazing.

656
00:41:16,970 --> 00:41:18,830
I feel really present.

657
00:41:22,870 --> 00:41:27,390
Just imagine that you're like dredging
up all the...

658
00:41:28,210 --> 00:41:34,070
pain and lost love and unrequited love
and all those times that somebody

659
00:41:34,070 --> 00:41:35,070
at you in the street.

660
00:41:35,190 --> 00:41:36,190
Oh, you're up.

661
00:41:36,490 --> 00:41:39,490
Great. I really wanted a tea. Can you
just top one on for me?

662
00:41:39,950 --> 00:41:43,270
Yeah. Thanks. Oh, and make three for
those guys.

663
00:41:43,970 --> 00:41:45,130
I'll take one down for you.

664
00:41:45,490 --> 00:41:50,830
I've only got four mugs. That's fine.
You guys can just go off. You can go

665
00:41:50,830 --> 00:41:51,950
us. Okay, yeah.

666
00:41:52,870 --> 00:41:55,590
All the times you haven't told someone
you love them.

667
00:41:55,870 --> 00:41:57,670
That job you didn't get, whatever, you
know.

668
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,120
Power medium, right?

669
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:01,360
Stretch it out.

670
00:42:01,420 --> 00:42:03,400
Bring it up, bring it up, bring it up,
bring it up.

671
00:42:04,740 --> 00:42:05,740
Pretty.

672
00:42:06,140 --> 00:42:07,140
Quite a lot.

673
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:12,720
We're going to be doing it again. You
don't have to bring it all up in one go.

674
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,660
That looks really heavy because of your
butt. Yeah.

675
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,600
Pretty.

676
00:42:18,780 --> 00:42:19,780
And then release.

677
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,020
Through the animal eye.

678
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,960
No, don't. No, don't. Throw it out to
the...

679
00:42:34,670 --> 00:42:36,450
I've got a few teas. I'll make some teas
for you.

680
00:42:36,850 --> 00:42:37,930
Thanks. You first.

681
00:42:38,150 --> 00:42:39,150
Thank you, Lou.

682
00:42:39,970 --> 00:42:40,970
Do you want a tea?

683
00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:42,810
Put that in your hand.

684
00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:44,730
There you go.

685
00:42:45,150 --> 00:42:46,150
Here you go.

686
00:42:47,030 --> 00:42:48,050
You're welcome.

687
00:42:50,170 --> 00:42:53,110
Did you sleep all right? So well.

688
00:42:53,730 --> 00:42:54,629
So well.

689
00:42:54,630 --> 00:42:56,810
Alice has been doing some Tai Chi. It's
very good. I've been doing some Tai Chi.

690
00:42:57,070 --> 00:43:01,890
I like doing some of that. Alice has
been trying to explode the sheep on the

691
00:43:01,890 --> 00:43:02,890
other side of the hill.

692
00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:06,880
What she doesn't realise is that that
sheep with his sheep makes, he's

693
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:07,960
also doing Tai Chi.

694
00:43:09,580 --> 00:43:14,080
And he's trying to, he's sending his Tai
Chi vibes over to you, trying to

695
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,080
explode your head.

696
00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:16,300
We've been battling.

697
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:17,920
Very intense.

698
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,440
I'm really scared that a bird's going to
fly in and explode in there.

699
00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:32,400
Never wake up, never wake up.

700
00:43:44,930 --> 00:43:46,650
Shall we head off? Why don't we head
off?

701
00:43:48,950 --> 00:43:49,950
It's good.

702
00:43:51,990 --> 00:43:55,310
Just go up the mountain, get the day
started.

703
00:43:55,770 --> 00:43:57,690
Shall we do that? I think we should.

704
00:43:58,090 --> 00:43:59,930
Absolutely. I'll see you in a minute.
Okay, see you in a minute.

705
00:44:00,550 --> 00:44:01,550
Yeah.

706
00:44:01,870 --> 00:44:02,870
What was that? Yeah.

707
00:44:03,530 --> 00:44:06,090
Never wake up. Never wake up. It's
really sweet. Never wake up.

708
00:44:07,810 --> 00:44:11,730
This is the most love that she's ever
shown me. Is it? It's not even love,

709
00:44:11,730 --> 00:44:12,750
just hate of somebody else.

710
00:44:13,030 --> 00:44:14,030
I think it's quite flattering.

711
00:44:14,850 --> 00:44:16,210
I am actually quite flattered.

712
00:44:16,450 --> 00:44:17,710
I think she is. Really?

713
00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:19,310
Oh, Richard's back.

714
00:44:20,150 --> 00:44:21,990
He's the man I used to know again.

715
00:44:22,610 --> 00:44:24,970
He's just wonderful, isn't he? He's just
wonderful.

716
00:44:26,110 --> 00:44:28,030
There's a bit of Pat on the blanket.

717
00:44:28,590 --> 00:44:30,050
I've never known anything like it.

718
00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:24,740
Murmuring walk. My favourite bridge.

719
00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:27,660
Severn Bridge, probably.

720
00:46:27,860 --> 00:46:29,900
Bit stereotypical, I know, but it brings
me home.

721
00:46:30,460 --> 00:46:32,660
Right. Ooh, there's Bunting.

722
00:46:33,340 --> 00:46:34,340
In here.

723
00:46:35,180 --> 00:46:36,180
Yeah.

724
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,820
Look! Oh, it's lovely.

725
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,280
Oh, wow.

726
00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:44,220
Oh, look at this. Look, they've been
there.

727
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:45,800
This is great.

728
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:47,280
What's this?

729
00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:48,740
Come on. Do it.

730
00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:49,940
The bees.

731
00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:51,320
The bees in the trees.

732
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:55,320
Hard to appease. They make the honey.
They make it runny.

733
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:56,960
The bees.

734
00:46:58,820 --> 00:47:00,820
But 75 % of them die a year.

735
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:03,540
Don't kill the bees.

736
00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:06,720
Please.

737
00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:11,240
Dark. Too much at the end.

738
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:18,280
The government warning part, when you
said 75%, was that on

739
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,280
purpose to...

740
00:47:20,470 --> 00:47:23,610
It was arresting for a moment because
you were thinking about the numbers.

741
00:47:23,930 --> 00:47:25,230
Was that intentional?

742
00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:31,430
Personally, I just think the government
wanted to use more poetry in its

743
00:47:31,430 --> 00:47:33,790
warning. We don't like math in a poem.

744
00:47:34,110 --> 00:47:35,850
No. Not really. No math.

745
00:47:36,190 --> 00:47:40,130
Here we're really much more open
-minded. We like to embrace everyone

746
00:47:40,130 --> 00:47:44,650
individually. I mean, you might as well
just read out a utility bill or a

747
00:47:44,650 --> 00:47:45,609
receipt or something.

748
00:47:45,610 --> 00:47:48,370
Well, maybe you should read out a
receipt. Well, I could.

749
00:47:48,590 --> 00:47:49,468
Go on, then.

750
00:47:49,470 --> 00:47:50,470
I will, okay.

751
00:47:51,870 --> 00:47:53,030
Get a tissue.

752
00:48:05,470 --> 00:48:12,130
Why not try grocery shopping at Tesco

753
00:48:12,130 --> 00:48:13,130
.com?

754
00:48:16,470 --> 00:48:17,850
One hour.

755
00:48:19,690 --> 00:48:20,810
Delivery block.

756
00:48:22,050 --> 00:48:23,050
Block.

757
00:48:24,350 --> 00:48:27,090
From £1. Free click.

758
00:48:29,330 --> 00:48:30,930
And collect groceries.

759
00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:33,690
Dr Pepper, £2.

760
00:48:35,030 --> 00:48:36,550
Total £2.

761
00:48:37,710 --> 00:48:39,570
Cash, £10.

762
00:48:41,190 --> 00:48:42,550
Change due.

763
00:48:42,990 --> 00:48:44,990
Change due.

764
00:48:47,650 --> 00:48:48,650
£8.

765
00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:53,870
There's a barcode, so I'll just do that
with some sort of binary...

766
00:49:24,279 --> 00:49:26,940
Derivative? What the fuck are you
talking about?

767
00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:29,880
Have you ever seen anyone read out a
receipt before like that?

768
00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:32,160
You've never seen it. No, I've never
heard of it. Have you seen it?

769
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:36,220
No, you haven't. How is anything that
I'm doing derivative? You've never seen

770
00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:37,078
the likes of me.

771
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,560
I think he's calmed down. That was quite
powerful.

772
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,180
Well, too fucking right it was.

773
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:46,240
Yeah. Stonehenge. I'm going to go now,
yeah. You're like fucking rocks, all of

774
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:47,240
you. You've got no soul.

775
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,320
I think we should start writing poems
like that.

776
00:49:57,130 --> 00:49:58,190
I thought it was really good.

777
00:49:58,830 --> 00:49:59,830
It was for you.

778
00:49:59,870 --> 00:50:00,870
Was it?

779
00:50:01,130 --> 00:50:02,130
Thanks.

780
00:50:03,090 --> 00:50:07,590
Yeah, I know what you're doing with
Claire, but... Who's Claire? Sorry,

781
00:50:07,710 --> 00:50:09,550
Sometimes I call her Claire. I know what
you're doing with her.

782
00:50:10,410 --> 00:50:13,950
What am I doing with her? You're trying
to make me jealous, but... It's cute,

783
00:50:14,070 --> 00:50:18,730
but, um... What I need to tell you is
that she's just a bit of a fragile

784
00:50:18,730 --> 00:50:19,730
at the moment.

785
00:50:20,090 --> 00:50:24,310
And, um... It's not really fair to her
to lead her astray. It's a bit cruel. I

786
00:50:24,310 --> 00:50:25,310
mean, she's only ever had me.

787
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:26,640
She's never had a relationship.

788
00:50:27,820 --> 00:50:33,240
She attaches to people really quickly,
like a limpet, and she won't let you go.

789
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,540
And I just, you know, I'm really
protective of her because she's so weak.

790
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,040
Are we cool?

791
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,900
Yeah. Yeah. More than cool. Okay, cool.

792
00:50:46,140 --> 00:50:48,400
Good. Don't touch my face, though. Okay.

793
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:54,840
Clara? Yeah?

794
00:50:56,460 --> 00:50:57,460
Put a potential.

795
00:50:57,500 --> 00:51:00,360
It's a little bit too taut. It's quite
rocky underneath, so you need to put it

796
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,260
at a bit of an angle. Can you see?

797
00:51:03,140 --> 00:51:04,140
Here, look.

798
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:14,660
I'm really

799
00:51:14,660 --> 00:51:17,360
sorry. That's embarrassing.

800
00:51:17,660 --> 00:51:19,060
What was she thinking?

801
00:51:21,060 --> 00:51:23,560
I don't know. This is all a bit weird,
because my girlfriend's over there.

802
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:24,800
of course. Obviously, I had this thing.

803
00:51:25,819 --> 00:51:28,380
You're very lovely, but slightly strange
sister.

804
00:51:28,620 --> 00:51:33,020
I don't know, she said that... Not to
touch you. All right. And she said that,

805
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,880
you know, you're in a bit of a... A bit
of what?

806
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,380
I don't know, you're having a bit of a
difficult time.

807
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:39,760
All right.

808
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:40,840
No, of course.

809
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:45,740
I might need you with that. OK.

810
00:51:45,940 --> 00:51:47,560
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem.

811
00:52:13,930 --> 00:52:18,770
Probably just a reed clump, not a rock.
I did a sweep of it. Can I plug in

812
00:52:18,770 --> 00:52:20,110
there? Why have you done that?

813
00:52:21,210 --> 00:52:24,390
Well, you can have my mattress as well.
You can have two mattresses if you want.

814
00:52:24,450 --> 00:52:25,790
I'll just keep on the floor bit of it.

815
00:52:27,510 --> 00:52:30,670
What are you going to do, Ben? I've got
a coat to do.

816
00:52:31,310 --> 00:52:33,030
Well, it might be good for me to have
that as well.

817
00:53:14,570 --> 00:53:15,710
I like writing in the dark.

818
00:53:16,410 --> 00:53:19,810
Why would you tell him all those things?
That was so embarrassing.

819
00:53:22,290 --> 00:53:24,050
Why would you say that? That's just
horrible.

820
00:53:26,070 --> 00:53:27,070
Say what?

821
00:53:27,550 --> 00:53:30,390
You just said all sorts of horrible
things to him about me, clearly. That I

822
00:53:30,390 --> 00:53:37,230
sort of fragile and you shouldn't go
anywhere near me. What? I mean... Well,

823
00:53:37,230 --> 00:53:38,109
are fragile.

824
00:53:38,110 --> 00:53:39,110
What, and you're not?

825
00:53:39,630 --> 00:53:41,590
Yeah, but I admit to it.

826
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:45,080
What do you mean you admit to it? You
just made me look like a total freak. I

827
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:48,300
had a slightly nice time with a man for
a second.

828
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,600
Maybe I was a bit jealous.

829
00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:52,600
I don't like him.

830
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:56,620
I don't know, but I thought he liked me
and that was fluttering, you know.

831
00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:03,920
Just give yourself a break. Just let
yourself have sex with a man.

832
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,840
It wouldn't be such a terrible thing.
Well, that is definitely the last thing

833
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,540
that you want to happen. You needed to
break the ice. You were being way too

834
00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:14,270
virginal. You're being like Julie
Andrews and it's annoying.

835
00:54:14,970 --> 00:54:18,490
It's very frigid when you do that. You
might as well be wearing a wimple.

836
00:54:19,270 --> 00:54:20,830
Well, you've ruined that now anyway.

837
00:54:22,530 --> 00:54:23,690
I don't think so.

838
00:54:30,310 --> 00:54:31,310
It's going to happen.

839
00:54:32,010 --> 00:54:33,010
What's going to happen?

840
00:54:33,290 --> 00:54:35,010
We can't stay together like this.

841
00:54:36,510 --> 00:54:38,030
Forever. We're not kids anymore.

842
00:54:38,710 --> 00:54:39,750
We've got to grow up.

843
00:54:40,190 --> 00:54:43,410
At some point, you're going to go off
and I'm going to go off and you're going

844
00:54:43,410 --> 00:54:46,590
to go off with him. I'm not going to go
off with him. He can't even look at me.

845
00:54:47,170 --> 00:54:52,050
Because he likes you. No, he thinks I'm
awful. You've totally... You've totally

846
00:54:52,050 --> 00:54:53,050
what?

847
00:54:53,390 --> 00:54:54,390
Ruined it for you?

848
00:54:54,970 --> 00:54:55,970
No.

849
00:54:57,270 --> 00:54:58,430
Just let go, will you?

850
00:54:59,410 --> 00:55:00,410
Stop clenching.

851
00:55:01,010 --> 00:55:02,290
It's your problem, you clench.

852
00:55:02,690 --> 00:55:04,390
I'm not your parent.

853
00:55:04,730 --> 00:55:06,390
Judy Clench, that's what I'm going to
call you.

854
00:55:08,130 --> 00:55:09,130
I'm going to write that down.

855
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,080
Dame Judy Clinch.

856
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,940
Dame Judy Clinch.

857
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:19,540
I don't know. I don't know if I can win
this thing. I really don't. I think we

858
00:55:19,540 --> 00:55:20,439
should jack it in.

859
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,280
Maybe we should just steal the money and
go.

860
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:25,960
I don't want to steal the money. They're
really nice people.

861
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,640
I'm not stealing the money. I'm not
going to be part of that.

862
00:55:29,140 --> 00:55:31,700
Anyway, where are we going to go? Justin
said he's coming for us on Monday.

863
00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:33,660
We've just got to spend the weekend
here.

864
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,520
I don't think I can win this
competition.

865
00:55:37,340 --> 00:55:41,490
What? I don't know if I agree about
that. That receipt poem was actually

866
00:55:41,490 --> 00:55:42,490
good.

867
00:55:42,850 --> 00:55:47,010
I mean, not, you know, the content
wasn't incredible, but your performance

868
00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,350
really strong. Did you not feel that?

869
00:55:48,830 --> 00:55:49,830
It was.

870
00:55:50,290 --> 00:55:56,430
Yeah. I thought if I could only write
poetry... You said it really well. You

871
00:55:56,430 --> 00:55:57,490
said good like a poet.

872
00:55:57,810 --> 00:55:58,649
I know.

873
00:55:58,650 --> 00:56:02,370
And I tell you what, Richard had a
massive boner.

874
00:56:02,830 --> 00:56:03,830
He did.

875
00:56:03,950 --> 00:56:06,950
You know, he was like... He was into it.

876
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,760
I think Louise had a bit of a boner too.

877
00:56:10,060 --> 00:56:11,200
She was really jealous.

878
00:56:11,460 --> 00:56:13,680
Louise had a boner? Your poetry.

879
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,320
Do you

880
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:25,160
know

881
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:26,160
what I'd like to try?

882
00:56:26,860 --> 00:56:28,740
Would you? I'd like to try and win it.

883
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:31,740
What? I would love you to try and win
it.

884
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,340
Go on, read us what you've got so far.

885
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:36,240
Grassland.

886
00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:02,800
My mum used to see ghosts in taps.

887
00:57:03,300 --> 00:57:04,780
What? In the tap.

888
00:57:05,349 --> 00:57:07,490
Anything shiny, basically, she had a bit
of a problem with.

889
00:57:07,790 --> 00:57:09,710
Back of the spoons was a bad one for
her.

890
00:57:10,230 --> 00:57:14,970
And, yeah, she's always saying, like, my
Auntie Ethel or whatever, Auntie Pat,

891
00:57:15,150 --> 00:57:16,150
in the back of the spoons.

892
00:57:17,190 --> 00:57:19,590
Did you see them the right way up or
upside down?

893
00:57:20,290 --> 00:57:22,870
Like the back of the... Yeah, she saw
them the right way up, I think.

894
00:57:24,170 --> 00:57:28,150
Louise, Louise, just have a sit down.
Hey, come on.

895
00:57:28,670 --> 00:57:32,450
Hey, Rich, Rich, let's just sit down.
Come on, come on, sit down.

896
00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:40,660
Right, OK.

897
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:42,360
We can all see the tension.

898
00:57:43,940 --> 00:57:48,340
I don't want to kind of put any pressure
on anybody or pimp on anyone, but I

899
00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:49,420
think we should get this out now.

900
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:55,280
Rich, I do kind of feel like the centre
of the tension is you. I don't think

901
00:57:55,280 --> 00:58:01,040
it's your fault, but I think there's
energy emanating from you and towards

902
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:07,960
And if you'd be so kind, I think maybe
you should just speak your mind. Just

903
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,000
cleanse.

904
00:58:12,589 --> 00:58:14,730
Oh, golly. It's about the writing.

905
00:58:16,090 --> 00:58:18,890
I don't know. I feel like it's all
coming to a bit of a head, to be honest

906
00:58:18,890 --> 00:58:19,890
you.

907
00:58:21,450 --> 00:58:28,290
Well, I just want to say, first off,
that... You

908
00:58:28,290 --> 00:58:29,890
OK? Yeah, I'm fine.

909
00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:35,290
Like, I'm not really... I don't know.
It's not like I'm really searching for

910
00:58:35,290 --> 00:58:36,690
kind of drama.

911
00:58:37,850 --> 00:58:41,850
I'm a bit embarrassed about even being
here. Am I even a poet? I don't know. I

912
00:58:41,850 --> 00:58:47,330
mean, I've written one set of books, and
that was great, but, you know... I

913
00:58:47,330 --> 00:58:48,410
haven't written anything for seven
years.

914
00:58:50,910 --> 00:58:52,270
That is unbelievable.

915
00:58:52,910 --> 00:58:53,910
Seven years.

916
00:58:53,990 --> 00:58:58,190
I think from the success of my first
book, I've just struggled with the idea

917
00:58:58,190 --> 00:59:05,170
failing. And, you know... And, Louise,
please don't take this

918
00:59:05,170 --> 00:59:06,230
the wrong way, because...

919
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:10,480
This has got nothing to do with you, but
I do feel like I've, this is my

920
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:14,820
problem, that I live in your shadow
because I'm in awe of you, you know. I

921
00:59:14,820 --> 00:59:20,560
you're so talented and amazing and, you
know, it's terrifying, isn't it, when

922
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:23,220
you meet someone that you know is just
infinitely better than you and you just

923
00:59:23,220 --> 00:59:24,220
can't compare.

924
00:59:24,300 --> 00:59:31,080
You know, I feel like I've made you a
ceiling that I just need to go

925
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:32,180
through, you know.

926
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:41,400
What I think is that we should all say
something really positive now about

927
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:48,140
Richard to Richard to just sort of
cement that, you know, kind of thing.

928
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:53,380
So I would say, Richard, I think you are
a very kind man.

929
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:59,120
Thank you very much, Stacey.

930
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:04,900
Right, OK, I'll go.

931
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:10,440
Next, then, um... All I can say is,
um... Rich, I'd like to be your friend.

932
01:00:23,700 --> 01:00:24,700
Do you want to?

933
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:31,940
Um... I'd say that you're a very
generous lover, in that you do spread it

934
01:00:31,940 --> 01:00:32,940
around.

935
01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:38,280
That possibly means that you give too
much of yourself and there's nothing

936
01:00:40,620 --> 01:00:42,420
Okay, that kind of works. Go on.

937
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:50,780
I don't really know you very well, but I
think you will get through this and be

938
01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:54,400
a good poet because you have an
interesting way of looking at things.

939
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:02,280
Wow.

940
01:01:02,990 --> 01:01:07,490
I just want to say congrats, really.

941
01:01:08,210 --> 01:01:12,150
Congrats for being such an amazing liar,
Juan.

942
01:01:13,190 --> 01:01:15,630
Congrats for being such a convincing con
artist.

943
01:01:16,250 --> 01:01:17,250
Well done, you.

944
01:01:17,550 --> 01:01:19,390
You've really done a great job with this
one.

945
01:01:19,630 --> 01:01:23,710
Thank you. You've really done great.
Just blaming me for all your failures

946
01:01:23,710 --> 01:01:28,090
your creative constipation. That's so
sweet of you to just put it all on me.

947
01:01:28,350 --> 01:01:30,410
That's really noble. Really noble.

948
01:01:31,130 --> 01:01:32,130
Hey, come on, let's go.

949
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:33,178
Blame anyone.

950
01:01:33,180 --> 01:01:34,240
It's getting late now.

951
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:37,200
I think it's probably ready by soon.

952
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:41,760
Yeah, we'll get up early in the morning
as well.

953
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:44,900
Inspiration comes at dawn.

954
01:03:44,770 --> 01:03:48,490
Good morning. How are you? I'm all
right. How are you? Yeah, I'm okay. Did

955
01:03:48,490 --> 01:03:49,229
sleep well?

956
01:03:49,230 --> 01:03:50,810
I slept really well. Did you?

957
01:03:51,110 --> 01:03:53,190
I think I'm going to need to tent life.

958
01:03:55,010 --> 01:03:56,010
Takes a while.

959
01:03:57,310 --> 01:03:58,790
Where's my sister? Where's Luca?

960
01:04:00,730 --> 01:04:01,730
Who's Luca?

961
01:04:02,850 --> 01:04:03,850
Alice.

962
01:04:04,430 --> 01:04:05,430
My sister.

963
01:04:05,970 --> 01:04:09,090
Well, she wasn't here when I woke up,
and then...

964
01:04:10,459 --> 01:04:13,280
I found this note. It was in my hand.
Oh, what's she doing?

965
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,420
I'm going on my journey so you can find
yours, Alice.

966
01:04:18,260 --> 01:04:20,900
It's really sweet, but I am going to
have to wait for her because I don't

967
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:22,000
where she is, so I'll wait here.

968
01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:25,220
You don't have to do that. It's better
than going on a bit of a journey. You'll

969
01:04:25,220 --> 01:04:28,740
be off in the mountains covering
yourself in mud and write some poetry. I

970
01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:30,940
you should come with us. It's really
beautiful. It's only about a couple of

971
01:04:30,940 --> 01:04:32,920
miles walk and I promise you it's
absolutely stunning.

972
01:04:33,140 --> 01:04:36,360
It'll be so inspiring. And there's no
point in you just waiting around here,

973
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:37,360
there?

974
01:06:21,580 --> 01:06:22,940
Look how beautiful this is.

975
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:24,960
Eh?

976
01:06:25,140 --> 01:06:26,140
That's amazing.

977
01:06:26,260 --> 01:06:27,760
I wonder what she's looking at right
now.

978
01:06:28,380 --> 01:06:29,380
Oh.

979
01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:31,020
Don't stress out.

980
01:06:51,530 --> 01:06:52,530
I'm going to put this tent up.

981
01:06:54,150 --> 01:06:57,610
I'm not much good. I'm becoming one with
this tent. Can I watch you put this in?

982
01:06:57,650 --> 01:06:58,650
Of course.

983
01:08:02,830 --> 01:08:05,110
Gareth, give me a sec.

984
01:08:05,450 --> 01:08:06,650
Quickly, please.

985
01:08:09,650 --> 01:08:10,650
God,

986
01:08:16,270 --> 01:08:17,270
you're so funny.

987
01:08:17,550 --> 01:08:19,410
Lovely. Lovely to kiss.

988
01:08:20,189 --> 01:08:23,770
To kiss and hug and just...

989
01:08:23,770 --> 01:08:27,609
Yeah.

990
01:08:28,310 --> 01:08:29,310
Oh, God.

991
01:08:30,490 --> 01:08:31,490
We are great.

992
01:08:33,470 --> 01:08:34,470
Glad.

993
01:08:35,149 --> 01:08:36,149
Glad.

994
01:08:36,970 --> 01:08:39,290
Pleasure. I'm glad.

995
01:08:40,890 --> 01:08:43,109
So I'll teach you some simple chords.

996
01:08:44,490 --> 01:08:47,229
So... Oh, I've got crab hands because
they're so cold. That's okay.

997
01:08:49,729 --> 01:08:50,729
Do you feel better?

998
01:08:50,930 --> 01:08:54,189
Yeah, much better. Except then they go
warm, you know, and they go sort of

999
01:08:54,189 --> 01:08:55,370
stingy. Come on, let's teach you.

1000
01:08:56,430 --> 01:08:57,430
Is that okay?

1001
01:09:08,180 --> 01:09:09,180
okay just

1002
01:09:09,180 --> 01:09:17,560
play

1003
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:18,560
the top string

1004
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:04,640
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1005
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:06,620
Oh, yeah.

1006
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:08,420
Oh, that's so good.

1007
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:10,320
Louise.

1008
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:11,560
Lou.

1009
01:10:12,020 --> 01:10:13,020
What are you doing?

1010
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,280
I'm sorry, Gareth.

1011
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:16,480
What are you doing?

1012
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:21,160
What's your problem?

1013
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:22,320
Are you jealous or something?

1014
01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:25,400
Lou, why would I be jealous? We're not
together. I don't think we've ever even

1015
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:26,400
been boyfriend and girlfriend.

1016
01:10:34,220 --> 01:10:40,380
what you're looking at you're the one
sharing a go with your sister hey hey

1017
01:10:40,380 --> 01:10:43,780
do you know something louise you're so
much better than this

1018
01:11:36,470 --> 01:11:37,470
There's a rock.

1019
01:11:37,910 --> 01:11:41,890
Come on. There we are. Oh, my knees.

1020
01:12:11,530 --> 01:12:12,530
Good night Lisa.

1021
01:12:13,350 --> 01:12:14,830
I love you sweet dreams.

1022
01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:21,770
Good night.

1023
01:12:23,410 --> 01:12:24,530
I love you.

1024
01:12:25,970 --> 01:12:27,230
Sweet dreams Claire.

1025
01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:07,780
Were you writing something last night?

1026
01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:10,580
I was, yeah.

1027
01:13:10,900 --> 01:13:11,900
Were you?

1028
01:13:11,980 --> 01:13:12,980
Yeah.

1029
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:14,800
What, a poem?

1030
01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:16,040
Yeah.

1031
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:18,040
Really? Yeah.

1032
01:13:20,180 --> 01:13:21,180
It's crazy.

1033
01:13:23,620 --> 01:13:29,260
You were asleep and I just sat outside
and... Like...

1034
01:13:29,260 --> 01:13:31,340
Coming out of me.

1035
01:13:32,620 --> 01:13:33,620
Wow.

1036
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:37,040
I feel like I shouldn't ask you too many
questions. It won't scare you off.

1037
01:13:37,380 --> 01:13:38,900
But well done. Thank you.

1038
01:13:39,740 --> 01:13:41,100
It feels really good.

1039
01:15:14,580 --> 01:15:17,040
Anyone got one? Rich? Yeah thanks man.

1040
01:15:18,140 --> 01:15:19,140
Cheers Chloe.

1041
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:39,720
Thank you all for being here today. It's
great. I'm very, very excited.

1042
01:15:39,980 --> 01:15:41,460
I'd like to get started.

1043
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:43,540
So, Darren.

1044
01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:52,980
Empty open space does not cut down on
the limits inflicted by

1045
01:15:52,980 --> 01:15:54,940
city and town.

1046
01:15:55,620 --> 01:16:01,300
Platel Creek churning soil, brooks
spewing Lativia smoke rises, burns eyes

1047
01:16:01,300 --> 01:16:03,780
of our aching forefathers.

1048
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:09,780
Too often we forget that we are here.
Here to do more than survive. Day to day

1049
01:16:09,780 --> 01:16:10,960
commute. Call.

1050
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:17,760
Consume. This sound reminds us that we
are more than what's for dinner. We are

1051
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:21,960
more than... That'll be £7 .99. We are
more than we are... Sorry to announce

1052
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:24,680
that the 650 has been delayed by
approximately 28 minutes.

1053
01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:26,480
People.

1054
01:16:26,820 --> 01:16:29,600
Rush. No ebb or flow.

1055
01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:32,720
Trains like chains believe.

1056
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:37,600
Destiny comes through trees, reeds, and
leaves.

1057
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:44,940
When we forget what it's for, we forget
our ancestry and our roots. We

1058
01:16:44,940 --> 01:16:46,200
forget our nature.

1059
01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:51,360
Mountains, creek, trees, push through
earth, reaching Mars, foggy sun.

1060
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:58,700
Breathe easy, because that's what our
hills are for. These skies, this earth,

1061
01:16:58,780 --> 01:17:01,260
these mountains remind us to breathe.

1062
01:17:01,870 --> 01:17:05,990
Make sure your key to happiness is in
the right person's pocket.

1063
01:17:06,830 --> 01:17:11,970
Fit, dull, calm, and allow the mountain
to unblock.

1064
01:17:18,470 --> 01:17:20,150
Well done. Thank you.

1065
01:17:20,770 --> 01:17:21,770
Do you like it?

1066
01:17:22,110 --> 01:17:23,530
I thought it was really good.

1067
01:17:24,470 --> 01:17:26,350
You didn't see Alice, did you?

1068
01:17:27,650 --> 01:17:29,630
No. Are you worried?

1069
01:17:29,970 --> 01:17:30,970
I just...

1070
01:17:31,050 --> 01:17:32,510
I've just got to do my poem with her.

1071
01:17:32,850 --> 01:17:35,290
Sorry, ladies, there's poetry to read at
the moment. You'll have to come back.

1072
01:17:35,610 --> 01:17:38,430
This is what we're here for. We're the
Wilding sisters.

1073
01:17:40,290 --> 01:17:41,290
Thank you.

1074
01:17:42,550 --> 01:17:44,790
I just want to say thank you.

1075
01:17:46,030 --> 01:17:48,930
You've given my sister and I a wonderful
time here.

1076
01:17:49,650 --> 01:17:54,290
And I'm not going to start the poem
until she gets here, because I know she

1077
01:17:54,290 --> 01:17:56,390
would like to read it.

1078
01:18:04,070 --> 01:18:10,910
Sometimes it's quite hard to reveal
yourself to people you don't know

1079
01:18:10,910 --> 01:18:11,910
very well.

1080
01:18:13,490 --> 01:18:20,250
And I haven't really done

1081
01:18:20,250 --> 01:18:23,050
that. I think I just met the Wilding
sisters.

1082
01:18:42,530 --> 01:18:43,530
Richard?

1083
01:18:44,770 --> 01:18:45,770
Richard?

1084
01:18:52,130 --> 01:18:58,590
I don't know if the shoe had been on the
other foot,

1085
01:18:58,650 --> 01:19:02,890
whether you would have acted like this.

1086
01:19:03,330 --> 01:19:07,650
And I believe you wouldn't, because
you're noble.

1087
01:19:09,670 --> 01:19:10,830
But I'm...

1088
01:19:11,310 --> 01:19:13,050
I'm grateful for you.

1089
01:19:14,330 --> 01:19:18,290
And I'm really sorry that I'm so
foolish.

1090
01:19:52,519 --> 01:19:54,680
Okay. Thanks for still chasing me.

1091
01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:59,220
I'm Richard. I'm a really earnest poet.

1092
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:04,200
We're on the run.

1093
01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:06,720
Like dogs from a gun.

1094
01:20:07,260 --> 01:20:10,320
As wild as a child hounded from town.

1095
01:20:10,820 --> 01:20:12,400
Don't make a sound because boom!

1096
01:20:13,620 --> 01:20:14,800
We're behind you.

1097
01:20:15,980 --> 01:20:16,980
And you.

1098
01:20:17,620 --> 01:20:18,620
And you.

1099
01:20:19,150 --> 01:20:20,150
And you.

1100
01:20:20,250 --> 01:20:21,250
And you.

1101
01:20:21,450 --> 01:20:27,070
We're here, watching, waiting, catching,
baiting.

1102
01:20:27,310 --> 01:20:34,290
The dark presences at your shoulder,
trickling your fears down your back

1103
01:20:34,290 --> 01:20:36,510
a crack and into your heart.

1104
01:20:36,730 --> 01:20:39,570
For we see you.

1105
01:20:40,770 --> 01:20:43,410
For who you are.

1106
01:20:44,750 --> 01:20:47,510
Not a star or a poet.

1107
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:55,880
a thief or a lover a sister or a brother
a fool or a

1108
01:20:55,880 --> 01:21:02,020
queer never fear we are here to protect
you

1109
01:21:02,020 --> 01:21:08,820
actually little humans but don't let
those eyes

1110
01:21:08,820 --> 01:21:13,960
rain see i'll see you again

1111
01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:18,270
in rain or Well, no.

1112
01:21:19,610 --> 01:21:20,990
It's time to let go.

1113
01:21:23,210 --> 01:21:29,170
But we will remain the Black Mountain.

1114
01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:47,960
All right, we'll have some fun tonight.

1115
01:21:48,180 --> 01:21:48,978
Come on.

1116
01:21:48,980 --> 01:21:49,659
She's true.

1117
01:21:49,660 --> 01:21:51,840
Okay. I miss her. She's beautiful.

1118
01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:03,480
How's that?

1119
01:22:07,780 --> 01:22:08,780
Isn't that them?

1120
01:22:09,260 --> 01:22:10,380
That's them, isn't it? Yes, yes.

1121
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:11,600
Looks like them. Come on.

1122
01:22:12,860 --> 01:22:16,140
We've got a job for you. Come back in.

1123
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:55,480
of the time Sometimes that's a

1124
01:23:55,480 --> 01:24:02,440
bit too hard to find Believe me

1125
01:24:02,440 --> 01:24:09,360
when I say I can win I just

1126
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:12,600
hide behind this thicket again

1127
01:24:19,150 --> 01:24:20,150
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